When Cabinet suggested doing remixes of the Is Dead album and calling it Kettlecup Undead Money said that he hated remixes and that he hated all the songs off Kettlecup Is Dead and that he hated Cabinet. When Cabinet started experimenting with the sounds he had collected for the project Money was NOT into it - it was way too radical for him. Cabinet went depeer underground creating ambient soundscapes from the Corporation's musical history combined with zombie sound effects. The resulting album features disorientating slowed down versions of Kettlecup Corporation classics that Cabinet uses in his everyday magical rituals. You probably couldn't handle it.

Taking the early 21st century batcave sound to the next level. Featuring extra dimensional musical notes. Barry Pyramid's debut is the greatest human acheivement since Sputnik 1.

The hot new album from Los Caballeros Lanzan, featuring punk house pioneers Gary Money and Lee Cabinet. A suite of compositions exploring the true brotherhood of man and machine. For a price, you can hold in your hands the album many thought they would never live to see made. Emerging from a haze of excess, which saw two group members hospitalised and another incarcerated, we are proud to present a relentless vortex of uncompromising electro-mechanical grooves, rocket powered vehicles, love and companionship. A tribute to a champion, a man whose search for freedom ended the cold war.

This hypothetical companion EP is of a different flavour to the Hasselhoff album, featuring electromechanical versions of traditional instruments of the Atlas mountains. It consists of four movements which respectively explore love, despair, power and reckless driving. All are currently available for free download. The tracks contain samples from David's acclaimed Knight Lover album and the Knight Rider theme. We are waiting for Hasselhoff's legal team to decide whether we have their permission to use the samples and hence release the EP. So far they have ignored all our attempts to communicate with them and our request for an audience with Hasselhoff himself.

Variously described as "sheer sonic confusion", "(like) Kiss after being boiled and crushed, dragged through an eyebrow thickening machine and made to boil up Prince's milk for his tea" and "the ultra modern Kiss inspired noise project which is baflling fans", Jam Factory is proud to present the debut album from the weirdest Kiss tribute band yet. Featuring human and mechanical members and claiming to hail from "futurespace" Knights In Satans Service take no prisoners. Buy it before Gene stops you.
Band Website: www.knightsinsatansservice.com

Limited quantities of the 2028 remastered version of Kettlecup Is Dead have fallen through time and are available in the present for a limited period. Yesterdays sound tomorrow, Kettlecup Is Dead is the mammoth 70+ minute 20+ track "future-spective" that knightmares are made of; a compilation of yet to be released tracks culled from two years worth of aborted or unfinished projects, "the sound of Europe's most influential cake and furniture band literally coming apart at the seams". Featuring Like A Dungeon, No Business Like Small Business, Are You Stupid? and Texas Instruments Highway Patrol.

Kettlecup Corporation's Lee Cabinet and Gary Money take you on a journey around New South Wales, Australia in a rented Ford Laser! This "synthetic mix album" is an entirely loop based production, where little chunks of music from tapes bought in N.S.W.'s service stations are crashed into recordings made by the duo during the journey. Lo tech and arranged and produced over a two week period almost a year after the original journey's completion Cultural Wasteland sounds like nothing else on earth. Often cited as their personal favourite, it's not a mix album and yet contains not one original note or beat.

Kettlecup Corporation's debut contained the legendary "Knight Rider Vs Street Hawk" and various other bedroom classics. Appearing in various forms it was a minor bootleg hit in Australia. It led to serious relationship problems for both founder members of the Corporation and was withdrawn from sale at the artists request in late 2002, Gary Money says that it "is nowhere near as good as anything else we've done, it could be redone in the future or be made available for free download .. I don't know".

All Jam Factory Records released after 31/04/2003 (will) feature the Jam Factory Jam Jamjar logo as our guarantee of quality. We use carefully selected bits of other peoples records and sweeten them up in huge steaming vats of burnt sugar for up to 44 weeks so that you don't have to stomach the bitter taste of musical history.

The Jamjar label shows me, Rameses-Piso-Bush, time twisting lizardine inhabitant of the lower fourth dimension and Jam factory president, proudly displaying the very first jar of Jam Factory Jam that will roll off the production line here at the Jam Factory some eighty five years into the future.

Whether we are producing proto punk house albums in the present or delicious fruit conserves in a far flung future you can be sure that if it says Jam Factory on the label it is a Jam Factory jam.

R.P.B.